The Marx Brothers were one of the first to provide intelligence and wit in a modern setting.
I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
TV has certainly dumbed down a lot of intellects!
I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON’T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Me neither though I have been in a few. I managed to get kicked out of the Cubs, Scouts and Army Cadets. I wonder why I went in the first place?
Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
The art of taking things literally.
Those are my principles, and if you don’t like them… well, I have others.
Most peoples’ attitudes.
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
One of the ultimate put-downs.
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
Never been more true!
I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
Well that says it. It rarely is.
Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.
How times change.
From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.
He had a mean wit.
Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
Too true. We are supremely complex – both males and females.