John Cooper Clarke – Twat – an hilarious poem put to music.

I love this track!

Opher's World

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John Cooper Clarke is hilarious. He’s more of a stand up comic than a poet – though his words are special.

This poem is probably the funniest thing I’ve ever heard put to music. His delivery is perfect.

Johnny started up at the same time as Punk and his sensibilities fitted straight in. His repartee is infamous – put down to a heckler – ‘Sorry mate, I can’t hear what you’re saying – Your mouth’s too full of shit.’

I can think of a few people I’d like to play this to.

TWAT

    Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end.

    Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend.

    You give me the horrors

    too bad to be true

    All of my tomorrow’s

    are lousy coz of you.

You put the Shat in Shatter
Put the Pain in Spain
Your germs are splattered about
Your…

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